308. Ant & Deck.
that Antony Gormless came round
specs and all
about me amazing extension
& whether I might just climb up there
on that big rock
I told him I never had an extension
& anyone who says different’ll get liabelled.
I did buy some internet viagra once
– didn’t do a bloody thing –
except give me a hard-on for a week
– you’re only supposed to take one
but the writing’s so bloody small
Tony – as he said to call him
– Tony lent me his specs
& turned up with some of them blue pills.
I suppose it is art – in a way –
“no good hiding yer light in a bush-hole”
he says, or summat.